Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz

Oh yay! Let’s talk about me in the third person…
Mikeal Ann is a young aspiring writer who supports herself through freelance graphic designing. She’s mildly schizophrenic and severely manic. She fears her imminent death will result in a side impact car accident and currently entertains herself until that point, wasting hours online.

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Favorite Quotes:

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.” – Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who)

“Life is an ugly awful place to not have a best friend.” – Sarah Dessen (Someone Like You)

“Everybody knows it sucks to grow up and everybody does.” – Ben Folds (Still Fighting It)

“Ads are like children. Some turn out good. Others bad. But they’re all fun to make.” – The Creative Circus Ad

“Public relations turns journalists into whores.” –

“Time is for white people.” – Erykah Badu

“You’re gonna be my wife.” – My boyfriend (talk about getting goosebumps in a good way)

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