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Vanilla Ice: A Semi-Original Spoof by BARomero

Vanilla Ice
Got himself into a lot of fights
Vanilla Ice
Beat up by a bunch of guys
Vanilla Ice
Ordered up a bowl of rice
Vanilla Ice
He took one taste and thought it’s nice

**I lift my fingers from the keyboard to crack my knuckles

Vanilla Ice
In Berlin he cried out “Scheisse!”
Vanilla Ice
Got his fingers caught up in a vice
Vanilla Ice
Add into your life a little spice
Vanilla Ice
Go ahead and click your mice
Vanilla Ice
Take a shot and roll the dice
Vanilla Ice
If you lose you’ll have to pay the price
Vanilla Ice
First was him and now we’ve got Bo Bice
Vanilla Ice
I said it once and now I’ll say it twice
Vanilla Ice
First was him and now we’ve got Bo Bice
Vanilla Ice
I said it once and now I’ve said it twice

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