Leeroy Jenkins vs. The Death Star

“The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It’s defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense.”

“Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that?”

“Well, the Empire doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they’d have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to—”

“All right, chums, I’m back. Let’s do this! LEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYY … JJJEEEENNNNKKKKIINNNSSS !!!”


“Did he just take off?”

“I think he did.”

“Hell, we better go in after him.”


“Let’s go…”

“Blast it, Leeroy! You always do this!”

“Wait! I still haven’t told you the rest of the plan! Come baaacck!!!”

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