Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack
Ali G: Booyakeshah, Big Up Yaself! I iz here with
my main man tha’ master of jedi masters, Mr. YodaOnCrack.
YOC : Hmmm… What’s poppin’ wit’ you, ficleteers?
Ali G: Respek – so tellz us why does they call you the Yoda that’s on crack? Is it because you wuz the small kid in class and you becomed bully bait?
YOC : Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.
Ali G: For real! But everyone is going on about the force –
what about the dark side? If I was in tha’ Star Wars, I think I’d
becomez the main gangster on the dark side like Dark Helmet.
YOC : Hmm… Vader you mean….
Ali G: Wicked! Explain about language. Why is you writing ficlets important?
YOC : Hmm… language matters. Defines the force, it does. It’s energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, everywhere, yes. Even between the writer and the reader.
Ali G: Ficlets iz coo’