During their 11 years he had been moving closer and closer to the truth. Until it finally had happened.

He had fallen head over heals for a donkey.

This was no ordinary donkey, he thought to himself, this is a special donkey. But how would he tell her? That she was being replaced by a donkey? As he labored over this his donkey let out a hardy, “Hee Hoo Haw!”

He would insist she play nice to the famiglia and not tell everyone about his pervse donkism. It took him all week to figure out a way to breakup and explain his donkey.