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why are you looking at me like that??? yes I AM a psychiatrist!!! and I'm perfectly well-suited to the role.

Enter: Rainbow Child #3- oohlookpretty.
Why do I hate Canadien bald guys? its really quite simple. when I was 2 a bald guy with a canadien accent attacked my mom. She’s in a coma now. And i will have my revenge but thats not the only reason why I hate them. Recently we have been coming across loads of data (through my research analysis lab of canadien bald guys) That canadien bald guys are the largest group of people who repeatedly moon people. Obviously something has to be done.
As I was trying to figure out how to do this, I met a girl named orchidelle while working as a part-time psychiatrist. She had been refferred to me by her friend bartholomew who had another friend, who said i was awesome (which, of course, i am)
I soon figured out that the reason for her inner angst was Canadien Bald guys. I knew this was the beginning of something new… something great.
And it was

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