(koff) Back in my day, a Five Sword Banishing Pentacle wasn’t (koff) even worth spilling a drop of goat’s blood in if the limbs weren’t 50’ long apiece. You kids (koff), you kids don’t know nothing about the black arts. Why (koff) I remember one time, back when Eisenhower was still in office (koff), we sacrificed over 8,000 people to summon Nyarlathotep (koff) and he apologized to us for being late. Now get off my lawn, you damn kids!
Howie Amourscow
Alexa ♥
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