What a sad and scary statement on American life today.

Poor fat people.. no, wait. I don’t pity them. If they want to get back into shape, Stop the twinkies XD

Brilliant, I found myself laughing yet remorseful at the same time.

Excellent, and it works for so many more areas than just losing weight and Twinkies.

Mixed emotions ftw! I liked it haha. Oh, and I’m not dead!!

ha! I like this!

I love all the excusses LOL allergies, bad back,

LOL . That’s sooo funny!