“Awwww… dosen’t Muffy look cute!”, A women squealed, hugging the tiny dog roughly.
Muffy barked a tiny bark and tried to escape.
Suddenly another women swooped in and stuffed something on Muffys feet.
“Look, now Muffy has shoes on!”, she said pointing to the pink monstrosity that was crushing Muffy’s foot.
Muffy tried to jump off the couch but someone swooped in and pushed her back on the couch.
“Now, Now, Muffy we need to finish putting on your outfit” she said and promptly squeezed a small doggie tennis skirt on Muffy.
“Awwwwwwwww! soo cute!”, a girl shrieked into muffys ear.
“Now just the little shirt- and oooooh adorable!!!”.
She picked muffy up and admired her outfit.
Muffy struggled to get out of the womans arms and ran out the door.
Ugggh, stupid humans…can’t they see I’m a guy?, Muffy thought as he raced towards freedom.