Have you ever met a girl that is the exact opposite of you, while being more the same then you care to admit? I know a girl that regularly makes me the punchline. She defies all set logic, and is incomparable to others. Countless times she fools me into thinking that it was all in my head to begin with.

She’s an homage to insanity, and a living poem to how completely a female can destroy a male’s ability to understand himself or anyone else. Every time I speak to her, she alters reality, and becomes a black hole, slowly consuming and warping the minds of all those around us. Her ability to take and twist is almost as beautiful as she is. How she finds new and amazing ways to wound me is more creative then an artist’s. So here’s to the naively just going for the criminal.

Then again, I do still have feelings for her. Maybe the real crazy one has yet to be revealed…

HaHa, I get it.