Milk is sooo yesterday, the new milk:
DIET COKE !!!!
I mean, milk is so. . .
blah,
while diet coke is fizzy, tasty, and doesn’t give you a white mustache.
Fizzy milk. No thank you!Eww.
I know, I know, all that crap about strong bones and everything. Eat some cheese, or yogurt, or any of the other things cows make.
Besides, diet coke is newer,
catchier,
yummier,
just, BETTER !
C’mon people,
admit it, you secretly love diet coke.
Maybe milk,
but you love diet coke better,
am I right?
I thought so.
Milk,
you have to chose what kind you want,
but there’s like no taste difference,1%,2%,whole milk, and skim milk.
Coke,
even more choices,
bigger taste differences,
diet, cherry, black cherry vanilla(yes, that’s one coke, I love it!), and how the list goes on.
Milk’s comercials,
BORING !
COKE ’S comercials,
how cool!
So next time you’re thirsty,
got diet coke?