“OH NO!!! We are not going in this store!!” Mr. Bambel shouted, screeching to a halt.
“Oh honey…is this about the Crocs in gym class scandal? How silly! Now come on!” Mrs. Bambel replied.
“NO! No, I can’t. I’ll wait outside on this bench.”
“Yes! We’re going in.” Mrs. Bambel grabbed hold of her husband’s flannel shirt sleeve and dragged him in.

7:34 PM
Payless Shoe Source

“See, aren’t you glad I pulled you in here? We found you a nice pair of loafers.” Mrs. Bambel said as they walked towards the cash register.
The only problem was that by the cash register, was a huge rack of Crocs.
“Oh, honey. Look at all the colors. They even have them in men’s sizes too!” Mrs. Bambel exclaimed. “Maybe you should try a pair on?”
“NO WAY ! First of all, you’re lucky you even got me in here in the first place! Second of all, even TRYING ON a pair of these…despicable, disgusting shoes would contradict everything I stand for!!!!”
It was too late. Mrs. Bambel had pulled down a pair of brown size 10 Crocs.