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YouTube Shoes.

Shoes.
..Shoes.
..Sho- OMG !
Shoes.

These shoes rule.
These shoes SUCK .
THESE SHOES SUCK !
THESE SHOES SUCK !!
[guitar mini-solo]

I think you have too many sho-
SHUT UP !
I think you have too many sho-
SHUT UP !
I think you have too many sho-
SHUT UP !!!

Stupid boi.
Stupid boi.
Let’s get some shoes.
Let’s party.

I barely want to take my eyes from the screen. It’s odd how they capture the view of so many female’s thinking process. Including mine.
I mean, this is like, perfect! I mean like.. shoes. How much like, better can it like get ri-ight?
But what I don’t get is how guys don’t get that. I mean it’s so like easy! Their boss makes them like work and gives the secretary money, which goes to them in like, a check wrote by the boss, and they like take it out, show it off to like, chad, alex, tyler, and the rest of his friends who like, steal it from him in a game of like, football and takes it home and gives it to his wife who gives it to me to go get SHOES !

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