“And in other news a girl almost had her legs amputated because she tried on a pair of skinny jeans with flip flops…” A news reporter’s voice said from a small TV set.
“Ugggh…what happened?” the girl groaned, looking around the small hospital room.
“You almost had your legs chopped off because you tried on skinny jeans with shoes”, her designer clad mom said, flipping back her expensive blow out.
“A good thing that you weren’t wearing flips flops or they would have been gone altogether”, she said in a bored tone, looking at her watch.
“Oh my god!”, she said “Are the jeans O.K?, those were Limited edition Rock and Republic!”