I can’t write this. I need to stop. What can I do? I think I have graphophobia. Maybe I have cyberphobia. Is there such a thing as ficletphobia? Or possibly ecoponophobia, which could override the graphophobia and ficletphobia.

Oh no. Oh, no. What if I have Phobophobia? What if…no, I don’t think I have atelophobia. But phobophobia…what will I do? I, I, I…I can’t breathe. Oh no, I think I have agoraphobia! Worse yet, what if it’s panophobia? Oh, no!

Oh, wait, just kidding you guys, it’s just soceraphobia. My bad.