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Goose Liver

there once was a boy in the land of Srebrenica
he ran down stairs and ate a box of pizza
when he was done he went to the river
thats where he found a goose liver!
he picked it up and went to the fire
only to be tripped by barbed wire!
he picked himself up and walked away
running to the fire with little delay
he cooked and cooked
then he realized he’d became hooked!
he went to the table with forks and knives
only to be yelled at by his fathers loving wive!
he ignored her and ate the liver
which he found over by the good ol’ river
afterwards his stomach began to ache
turns out after you eat a pizza
look whats in the make!

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