That was random.

That isn’t the least number of double negatives I’ve never not seen used in a ficlet.

Cripes.

I don’t know if I didn’t like it, but I think I wasn’t really never confused and I didn’t definitely not read it slowly.

Oh and it’s true that you have to read between the lines, the unsaid things, to get at what people are really saying. Even when they point out the things they don’t like about you, instead of complimenting you on the things they do!

tongue twister.

I just read it aloud, and it took me awhile.

wha?- but you wrote it!

Yah, I know… That’s the most confusing part.