By the time I reached my house, I was ready to climb into bed and forget about the mountain of homework waiting for me. As I set about my nightly ritual of face-washing, teeth brushing and bathroom-using, I noticed something particularly odd about my work pants, the only pair I’ve had for about 3 months now.

Upon further inspection, I noticed that I had 3 gaping holes on the rear, not noticeable from a distance or even on close inspection. However, with a look down at my current attire, I was positive it was noticeable with the bright green panties I had on.