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My Interview With Michael Jackson (FAKE)

Me- What is your favotite artical of clothing?

MJ -There’s nothing better than leather pants. I love when the split ~ and not on me (you know what I mean).

Me- That’s, um…intersting. So, how is your wife?

MJ- Umm, I don’t exactly have a wife…

Me- Oh, I suppose you mean you have a girlfriend?

MJ- Not really…

(Suddenly realizing)

Me- Ooooohhhhhhh.

Me- So, then who do you think are the top 3 greatest Hollywood girls on the earth?

MJ- DUH ! Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Barbie. I mean come on, they made me who I am today, both physically and menally.

Me- Sure… (I wonder how both Janet and HIS MOTHER are going to take that one…)

Let’s take some questions that people have emailed us. Katie from Denver, Colorado asks: What do you like to do on the weekends?

MJ: I’m not sure I’m allowed to answer that one without getting sued.

Me- That’s all the time we have, thank you Michael. We’ll see you next time when we interview Britney Spears! Goodnight and goodbye!!

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