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Androphobia And HORRIBLE One-Liners [Phobia Challenge]

“Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink?” a man came up and asked me.

“There’s not enough drinks in the world.” my friend replied for me and dragged me away.

“Thank you so much, I didn’t know what to do.. I was so scared.” I thank my friend, somewhat embarressed that she couldn’t even bring to the club without me freaking out anymore.

“It’s a’ight hun. Now, we’re here to help you get over your Androphobia..” she replies and walks up to the nearest guy.

“Just say what we rehearsed, it’s okay!” she whispers, and disappears into the crowd, though I know she’s still watching out for me.

“I.. I miss m-my teddy bear.. c-care t-t-to take it’s place a-and sleep with m-me?” I manage to stutter.

A tear forms in my eye as he just laughs and walks away.

“I knew it! I just knew it.” I whisper just loud enough for myself to hear as I head over to the bathroom to have myself a good cry.

“Kat-” is all my friend manages to say as I slam the door in her face.

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