Baby, don’t steal my fish
If I only had one wish
Baby, don’t steal my fish

When I was with you
The world was my oyster
When I was with you
I had all I could want

Baby, don’t steal my fish
If I only had one wish
Baby, don’t steal my fish

Now that you’ve gone
Left me for dead
All that I have
Is one wall-mounted fish

Baby, don’t steal my fish
If I only had one wish…

It could only be this
Ev’rything else gone for’er
Life has no meaning
What’s bad is now good

Baby, don’t steal my fish
If I only had one wish
Baby, don’t steal my fish

Cause if I can’t ever have you
Why am I tryin’?
Not much left to do
But sit around cryin’

Holding myself, and holding this fish
If I only had one wish
Baby, don’t steal my fish