Hee hee, that’s great. Be sure not to forget keyword tags though!

Oh and…I have to ask. How did he eat and go to the bathroom all that time?

Thanks for the reminder about the tags. I have trouble with that.

I considered including a paragraph on food consumption and waste disposal, but I decided that the situation is surreal enough as it is that it’s not necessarily something I should spend too much time thinking about. Besides, said paragraph would require eliminating either Arthur Miller or Donizetti, and I was unwilling to part with them. :)

said paragraph would require eliminating either Arthur Miller or Donizetti, and I was unwilling to part with them
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I’m rather glad you didn’t. Semantics, shmantics. I’d rather have comedy, especially unbridled absurdity.