When I’m rich, and I will be, I am going to have a library in my house. The entire room, floor, ceiling, shelves, are all going to be dark wood. The bookshelves are going to go all the way up to the ceiling, which is going to be at least 20 ft. high. It is going to have a rolling stepladder. It will have a big wood table in the middle and there will be couches to lay on.

When I’m rich, and I will be, I am going to have a full 25 yard 4 lane lap pool in a sun room. It will have a jacuzzi next to it. There will be a waterslide in one corner and a diving board in another. I’ll have special pool towels.

When I’m rich, and I will be, I am going to have hundreds of mugs. Ones that feel good, ones that hold a lot, ones that are funny. And i’ll have a wall of hooks and shelves to put them all on.

When I’m rich, and I will be, I am going to have an octagonal bathroom that is all green tile. It will have a bathtub with gold feet. The shower head will always work.

I need to find a rich guy and get married.