What are you staring at? I’m just another one of you. Some of you look like me, but they don’t have Ugliest Human Contests now do they? I didn’t choose this, you know, I just ended up having my face broadcasted on everyone’s television sets. I do not know what it is like to look like you, but it’s terrible- You have no snout. Your ears are abnormal. Your paws are huge, and your bark is too unique to start to like, though I can’t really say anything, mine is different too.