“Grooooss!” was Terry’s reponse to my description of his penis.

Terry and I carpool to work together. We were exchanging stories about our weekend conqests.

“I don’t think I will be seeing him again” I told her.

“He probably has herpes or genital warts. What did it look like?”

“I was too afraid to look at it” I explained. “It felt like he had used some duct tape and taped some popcorn around the head”

“For friction?” she asked.

“Maybe it was for decoration” I grinned

“Did you blow him?” she wanted to know.

“Of course. He tasted salty and buttery”

We both burst into laughter.