I like salt on mine
“Grooooss!” was Terry’s reponse to my description of his penis.
Terry and I carpool to work together. We were exchanging stories about our weekend conqests.
“I don’t think I will be seeing him again” I told her.
“He probably has herpes or genital warts. What did it look like?”
“I was too afraid to look at it” I explained. “It felt like he had used some duct tape and taped some popcorn around the head”
“For friction?” she asked.
“Maybe it was for decoration” I grinned
“Did you blow him?” she wanted to know.
“Of course. He tasted salty and buttery”
We both burst into laughter.