That’s absolutely hilarious. That poor kid. I love it.

Um. Wow. That was funny. I really hope you don’t say stuff like that to small children.

You’ve completely captured the bewilderment mixed with wonder with which a child would react to the parent’s comments, which are borderline abusive, but still funny as heck. Great job.

Poor kid. This is hysterical!

Or, as one family I’ve heard of used to tell their children, “Nixon did it.”

OMG ,THAT’S A DIFFERENT WAY TO EXPLAIN SOME THING ,TO A CHILD .
WOW !