*They* made me write it, honest


Take a blank piece of paper, turn it like so, twist, spin it 360, then drop it in your coffee.”

“Ew, it’s turned into an icky mess.”


“So, uhm, what has this to do with interspatial warps and time travel?”

“Absolutely nothing. It’s what happens when you buy me decaffeinated coffee.”

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