“Amber, the monkey’s using sign.”
“Wots he saying Jill?”
“He says he’d like u to go to the dance with him.”
“Jill! I said: TELL HIM I CAN ’T DANCE !”
“C’mon Amber, you’re not the hottest flame in the spark.
U remember that time on the bus when you rode all the way to school upside down & nobody noticed?”
“I was wearing my faceprint underwear!”
“Amber – just face facts, you’re ugly. It doesn’t mean I don’t like u, it just means I can’t look at u while I’m eating.”
“Just tell him I said No!”
“OK. – Cozzie says he’s pretty disappointed. He says he thought u were his ‘o. He wants to know why u want to go alone – because obviously you’re aware there’s buckleys chance anybody else will ask u, unless you’re holding out for that urangatan in chem class. He also says P.S. the urangatan has higher standards than him & he’ll probably ask you to wear 2 paper bags on your head (in case 1 comes off). Cozzie says he’d only ask u to wear 1 as long as it’s taped on.
And he says u were super average in gym class 2day