You are one messed up mofo, Howie. And that’s why we love you.

Historical Note:
In the winter of 1461, Vlad Tepes, known to history as Dracula, crossed the Danube and killed 20,000 people as part of his crusade against the Ottomans.
(_Alexandru Constantinescu was one of Dracula’s generals, as seen in fabtabular iss. http://ficlets.com/stories/10924 – Ed.!)

Wickedly maniacal mad scientist. awesome story.

I am thoroughly creeped out.
Splendid as usual.
LoA.