How To Be Happy, Even If You Already Are Introduction

Are you a happy person? You don’t have to answer that, because I’m not going to listen anyway. The correct answer is “No, please save me from my life of mediocrity.â€? All right I will, but only because you asked nicely. What you are about to read, are the definitive self-help notes for the self-helpless. How To Be Happy, Even If You Already Are teaches your brain to think happily, by removing all the other unnecessary aspects of thought, such as responsibility and shame.

This all may seem like it’s too good to be true, but no it isn’t another Zoloft induced drug trip. You my friend are about to experience real happyness, without any of that new age hippie love crap, yeah i’m talking to you San Francisco. So you might as well keep reading, because short of a restraining order, I’m not going anywhere.

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