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What Santa did when he went to ElfBucks (sub. of starbucks)

“Hohoho Merry Christmas!”

“Um. Sir. You had too much of your coffee today. Sir?”

“DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW ON A ONE HORSE OPEN ELF LALALALALALALALALALALALALA LA LALALALALALALALALALALA ”

“SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“What?”

“Come with me.’

“ElfBucks? You know I hate ElfBucks. I only like SantaBucks.”

“SantaBucks is out of business. Now get yourself an ElfSanta.
Number 3!’

“Could I have a number 3?

‘We are all out.”

“WELL GET ME ONE I ’M SANTA CAN ’T YOU TELL ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?”

“Oh yes sir. A NUMBER THREEEEEEEEEEEE !

“One number three coming up!”

“Here you are sir.”

“Thank you.”

“Elfy?’‘

“ELfy?”

“ELFy?”

“ELFY?”

“ELFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!?!?’‘

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