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Tin Rabbit Robot performs Lucky Penny Brain Surgery

“I’m afraid I need this lucky penny more than you do, Bubble Head Boy Robot,” said Tin Rabbit Robot.

“But without it I have no cents,” replied BHBR .

“You never had any sense anyways,” said Tin Rabbit Robot, as he took the penny from inside BHBR ’s clear plastic head.

As soon as the penny was removed from BHBR ’s cranium, he shut down and his eyes closed.

“Hmm,” thought Tin Rabbit Robot, ” That penny must have been his brain. I shall perform lucky penny brain surgery.”

When the Lucky Penny Brain Surgery was completed, BHBR blinked his wide eyes and said, “gerblootinfuss,dhw*_#@ bkghdke0 kahcung gerblat.”

“Perhaps he needs more cents,” Tin Rabbit Robot said, as he reached into his pocket and put a shiny quarter into the open space of BHBR ’s skull.

“E=MC (squared),” said Bubble Head Boy Robot- Genuis.

Tin Rabbit Robot walked away proudly with his new lucky penny!

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