The Big White Bovine
“Hey.”
He said while chewing his mouthful of cud. I looked behind me; back to the white bovine again. I reached and pulled my new hat a little further down on my forehead.
“Hey, you.”
He said it again. I spat out a chaw. Amazed. “Well, I’ll be a…”
“What do you want?” He mumbled, as he switched sides of his mouth, still chewing. He dropped his head for a moment, but those big brown eyes stayed trained on me.
I sauntered over to the fence row and propped on the top strand of barbed wire. “Say, there. Are you talkin’ ta me?” I said this with as much macho as I could muster, I threw my dusty booted foot up on the bottom strand. I spat, again.
The bull swallowed and pawed once at the ground. Shook his head and body, dust flew every direction.
“Yeah, cow-boy.” He drawled in a dangerously mocking way. I hated the way he emphasized “boy.”
That did it. I stood straight up, “Now you listen here!” I shook my finger at him.
He sorta snorted, “Come on over cowboy, Let’s rumble.”