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Sign Stealers

In the dark of late evening, Steven and Richie, being very drunk, spotted a curb your dog sign, and they took a fit of laughing.

“Dude look at that?,” Steven said.
Richie said, “Hey, lets take it down.” And Steven of course agreed.

Walking along a little farther they spotted another dog waste sign, this one about a $300.00 fine.

Steven decided that he wanted a dog waste sign with the funny animated dog on it, so Richie boosted him up and Steven removed the sign.

Throughout the night the two drunken friends added more signs to their growing collection , all the theme of dog poo, which somehow in their intoxicated state, they found hysterically funny.

“Yo, what are you kids doing there?”, yelled a voice in the night.

Richie and Steven ran like the devil was chasing them, all the way back to their dorm room, clinging to their stolen signs with dear life, as though their value were golden.

Back in their dorm the boys set about nailing their treasures to the walls and finished off the last case of beer.

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