HAVE U EVER GOTTEN STUCK IN A PADDLE BOAT WITH YOUR BFFL ’S ON A LAKE ?

It was a dark, pretty dreary day out. My BFFLs and I were at this five star hotel and decided it would be fun to go out on a paddle boat.

And boy were we wrong.

The lake was mucky, with sinkholes, the paddleboat was rickety, and there was a ton of water spiders.

I called them, the Freak of Natures.

Anyway, we thought it would be extra fun to race out to the other end of the lake, where there was this huge white pole – probably the only reason we decided to actually do it.

We gossiped, we chatted, we goofed off on our way over. Of course, with the random outburst of singing songs, which was utterly hilarious.

Finally, we got there.

“Wooo!” we yelled.

But there was a problem. We were stuck in the mud. Kind of like in foursquare, but this time we couldn’t cheat our way out of it.

“What are we going to do?” we questioned.