Olga. Who names their child Olga? My parents apparently. My parents, Inga and Elgelbert that is… they come from Norway. They’re very passionate…and by that I mean, they have sex a lot…loudly, and sometimes they even yell out random norweigan words.
I moved from Oslo when I was 13, thank god, because in Norway there is no squash. And boy do I love squash. It’s by far my favorite of the three sisters. I am also part Korean, my grandparents on my dads side come from North Korea they came to hide from communists to Norway in 1950.
Anyway, I am pregnant. That’s right, you read correctly. I’m pregnant. The man who is the father is black and he is in this crazy gang and had to do me in order to get in and that is how I got pregnant!
My parents don’t know yet. I’m running away to Seattle tomorrow. Wish me luck. I will live as a hooker with my child whom I will name Fabio, after my first love.
After I get to Seattle I will first find a home. Since it rains a lot I might get wet…...