Shopping List:

1 Blindfold.
1 set of Bose noise reduction headphones
1 iPod shuffle
1 gigabyte worth of ambient works, MP3 format
1 St. Andrews Cross
1 Jennings mouth gag
2 three foot long, half inch diameter sections of PVC pipe
1 memory foam pillow
1 bottle of Super glue
Several sheets 80 grit sand paper
Several sheets 120 grit sand paper
1 Sam’s Club size tub of icy hot
1 Van Burne sound 20fr
1 bottle “Strawberry Surprise” Made of equal parts:
habanero peppers, pureed
everclear
1 box latex gloves: powdered medium
1 nusance mask
1 dose pharmaceutical grade amphetamine
Assorted nuts and bolts

Now what am I forgetting?