“Helloooooooooooooooo!!! I am Linsey Lohaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!” screeched my hand.

“Hey! give me some eyes you idiot!” my hand demanded. I wondered if I was just hearing things. But I was sooooooo unlucky my hand just all of a sudden flung it’s self toward my face. I was really lucky when I found two extra prosthetic eyes in my right pocket.

“Wow I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooo luc-” “Shut up you retard” the hand interrupted me.

Well I’m gonna have a hard time with this piece of crap, I thought