Tabitha Moore was tall and fit, with long dark hair that fell down her back like black velvet. Even with her muscular frame she was considered stunningly beautiful, and she caused quite a stir at fitness competitions, where the judges were regularly captivated by her athleticism, charm, and unusual strength.

When Tabitha won the Women’s World Bodybuilding Championship, she was at the top of her game and her fans wanted more. It was therefore a surprise when she announced that she had decided to retire from bodybuilding.

Phillip Greene, her manager, accompanied her to the press conference. “It’s not too late. I could cancel,” he said.

“Not on your life. We’re knee deep into this now,” she said.

The chauffeur opened the door to the limo and she took her place at the podium. There was loud applause. “Thank you all. I’ll start taking your questions now.”

“Ms. Moore, thank you – can you begin by telling us why you decided to retire?”

“Sure – I know you won’t believe this, but it’s because I’m a vampire.”