Penelope tussled with the newspaper, just trying to get it open. Damn things, no wonder online news was getting more popular. It was like trying to fold a map, which was also going the way of the dodo, with GPS .

But neither online news or GPS ’s had the section she saw: “Personal Ads” for clothes. Not “Want Ads”, not “Thrifties”, not “For Sale”. It was a small section, but with words like ‘big girl jeans looking for big girl legs’, and ‘70’s halter top ISO a modest chest’, how couldn’t it catch her eye?

She read further.