I have it on good authority that it was her dog that bit it off.

You see, apparently he had been out late with his friends. When he finally got home and she saw the tears in his jeans and the blood on his hands she went through the roof!

“You can’t ever spend time with those two without getting into trouble! What were you doing this time?” – At least, that’s how I picture she’d say it. We’re good friends you see.

Anyway, he starts trying to defend himself saying it wasn’t his fault and this gets her to screaming at him even more and him screaming right back.

“IT’S NEVER YOUR FAULT ! YOU’RE ALWAYS THE VICTIM !” – “ YOU WEREN ’T EVEN THERE ! WHAT DO YOU KNOW !?“

All this yelling gets her little bulldog into a barking fit.

“BARK!” – “ I KNOW THAT THOSE TWO ARE BAD INFLUENCES ON YOU !” – “BARK! BARK !” – “ THEY ’VE BEEN MY FRIENDS SINCE GRADE SCHOOL !” – “BARK!”

So he points at the dog to tell it to shut up, but the dog is so excited by all the yelling…well, he won’t be pointing anymore is all I can say.