Here are the mandatory rules and regulations for the Abstinence Challenge:

(1) Your ficlet must be so sexually explicit as to require a Mature Content denotation.

(2) Your ficlet must not contain any discussion or description of the actual act of sex.

Did you just do a double take? You should have. This challenge is to describe any non-sexual act (pouring a bowl of cereal, for instance) in such extremely sexual terms as to require the Mature Content marker.

Please denote your contribution to this challenge by placing [Abstinence] before the Story Title and “Abstinence Challenge” in the Tags.