And here’s proof positive: erotica is certainly not my calling.

Interesting story. I’ll never look at tweezers the same way again.

Wow, the only thing I can think to say after reading that is It puts the lotion on its skin!

Oh dear, I enjoyed that, though it lacked the order that it should have. It seemed like there was more than one sexual event, as well as more than two partners. But if that’s your thing, then so be it!

Very well done.