The Dungeon of My Discontent (Shocking Dialogue)
“What are you doing? Going out there would be akin to suicide!â?
“Yes, I know! But really I don’t see any other way! I mean, we’re low on supplies, and unless we find an antidote for the poison, Jeph is going to die! We can’t just sit here and do nothing!â?
“Well, what kind of weapons do we have?
“Against an army of undead, brought to life by an evil necromancer? I’d say that we’re up the proverbial creek without a paddle.â?
“But there has to be a way! There’s always a way!â?
“You’re deluding yourself into thinking that this life is fair! How about the time where Harlowe was trapped in the catacombs with a gelatinous cube and the exits were sealed off? I can still hear his whimpering!â?
“I always suspected foul play there! But there is an option! I’m going outside. I’ll use my Bane of Lazarus to take out the army!â?
“Hm. You rolled a nine, and you needed at least a twelve for that ploy. Pity. Looks like you were mauled by the ravenous reanimated corpses outside the cave.â?