The amusing thing about this story is that I just recently wrote a ficlet series about a hot dog…

And now we know the secret life a hot dog. Very nice work… almost makes me wish I ate red meat.

Extra star for pun in the title, whether you knew it or not.

too easy! This was more seductive in writing than watching…and I mean on video!

Do what? You’re stalking me and have a video tape of me eating a hot dog!? O_O
Haha, that sounds like a GREAT idea for a story, you stalking me and all…