I’m sitting on the couch, remote in hand and there’s nothing on. I have 832 channels, and there isn’t a goddamn thing to watch. I hate channel surfing.

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A man and a woman holding hands.
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A woman kisses a man on the cheek.
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A giraffe sticks out it’s abnormally long tongue.
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The power antenna on a car goes up.
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A farmer milks a cow.
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A woman eats a hot dog.
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A bearded man eats a clam.
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A man climbs into a HazMat suit.
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A train speeds down a tunnel.
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An In-N-Out commercial
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More In-N-Out commercials
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An earthquake.
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A cow moos.
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A volcano erupts.
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A school of fish swim by.
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A stadium full of people cheers!
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I told you there was nothing on.