(Continued in mid sentence).... I wasn’t making a killing, ummm, I mean alot of money. the bank sucked my assets dry, uh, I mean— AHHHHHHHH ! I can’t take it anymore!”

Tabitha leaps from the podium in a streamline motion as if she was built for flight, landing upon her prey. She lifts the hefty man easily like he was a teddy bear filled with air and stuffing. Her triceps compete with her biceps in a which bulge has the biggest vein competition and her lips rear back bearing fangs for all to see.

The crowd of reporters begin to applaud and cameras snap, snap, snap as if Tabitha put on bowls of Rice Crispies for ear muffs.

She freezes as her mouth widens to it’s full potential—Looking like a confused wax statue of nosferatu in a stacked female form. She eases up on the hefty man’s shirt and gently places him back into his seat. Acting like she was acting all along.
They LOVE me

Magazine covers everywhere headline Tabitha the Vampire, Comes Out of the Coffin!—new movie details!