If Lazlo Woodbine wrote ficlets they’d probably come out something like this.

Which is a good thing.

I wish I had thought of this first. Thbbt.

Haha, that’s great!
I love the “I just passed out from the pain, like a real man.” line.
Sir, you are great.

lol! that was awesome!
5 stars!

…. glass eye. beautiful. Made me laugh out loud in the library.