Ok, it all started when the fugly principal measured Tammy’s mini dress—I saw him put the ruler next to her thigh and he took way too long down there, he’s such a pervert. Anyway, her dress was way short so she was sent home to change “Into something more proper” the nasty principal said.
So she was like, “whatever” and turned from him with a whip of hair that sprung out real emotionally like a F-you.
Later that day she entered the school like a true diva, make up upped with glitter in her eyebrows, and when she busted into the bustling lunch room with assless chaps on everyone took notice.
To credit her class I must add that she had on tan spandex underneath. The hooting and hollering attracted all of the teachers within an earshot and before the good time could officially kick off Tammy was back in the principals office getting reamed.
After Thanksgiving break every girl, and a few fruity guys, rocked assless chaps. The seedy porn shop was unusually busy on Black Friday.